heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing)

heliotrooper:

2dcc:

I don’t understand why guys say girls focus too much on their appearance but then won’t go within 50 feet of a girl who doesn’t shave her legs

THANK U

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?